David L., a student in one of my creative writing classes this semester, has posted some new endings to some familiar comparisons. Here are some of my favorites:
You are the sun in my sky—
The person I can’t stand to look at for more than 10 seconds.
Love is a lemon
Either bitter or sweet—
Or broken beyond repair.
and
Time is money—
Worthless.
Happiness is a brick of gold—
Most of it is locked away in a vault in Kentucky.
Relationships are peanut butter and jelly—
Dangerous to nerds.
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