So, I found some plaid shorts and shirts in the clearance rack at the local department store:
And I wore them out in public, with the permission and moral support of my wife. I’ve worn a lot of goofy outfits in my time, but none I recall were as visually disturbing as these.
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Soooo, did you get any reactions? Any double takes? Smothered giggles? Looks of respect and admiration for your avant garde fasion sense or your bravery?
Not much reaction, really. Dean at the diner told me that I match.