Why even go to the extreme of doing absolutely nothing.
Pretty girls are not nice guys.
Nice guys don’t get wemen [sic].
The small dog slept quietly but the small words speak truth.
My only weapon of mass destruction hurt like a dislocated kneecap.
Cows eat grass like nothing is fun to do.
Everything I ate today was walking down the street I live on.
Aren’t you going to help, cried the helpless boy.
Do you like to read the title and wonder all the time?
Skunks — I don’t even know what they are saying.
You’re never going to be who you want to ask her to dance.
Invisible people would like to be or not be.
Go at the green, light the cigarette, and pass out next to fire.
Say absolutely nothing until a giant panda just took my hand in marriage.
Towards the end he liked that girl but he never knew why.
To me love is like the ice cream is melted the chocolate into bars.
We clapped to the music inside a penguin.
Backwards people are like books.
Milk tastes bad when warm like a fresh fart.
Expensive dogs were cuddling aggressively.
This is my life story of how grandpa got rid of all my best friend.
My best friend came over to pick the nose of the future and past.
She gave birth quickly. She ran home.
Surprise, it’s me, the money-hungry son of a huge turkey leg.
A lot of things are yet to come and eat our babies.
Go iron pancakes.
High School Musical was disappointing me by killing Harambe.
You never really need to go through puberty.
Insane boys are not something Santa didn’t get me.
Butts are all different sizes. So are things that we all think about.
A lot of things are confusing like a donkey at the fair across town.
She told him to leave, but she is naturally pretty.
She should go die in a big hole with love and affection.
I help to build the dog that hid the dog.
Live like you’re already dead.
Peas are little green balls of fury in China.
Ear holes are where sound goes.
She dumped a big fat black book in the library’s cracked shelf of total complete shame.
The funeral pyres are very green today.
Very cute guys lie like a dog on my mother’s grave.
Sweet corn tastes like sour candy.
Your dad spent time with my life choices.
Poison her drink so she will die today and live in heaven while in the kitchen, mom makes nasty friggin’ meatloaf.
Pancakes are very soft like a baby’s foot.
My dear horse was riding a monkey swung from a tree.
The girl is lonely far away among Walmart’s towels twisted like tongues kissing in a tree slowly falling to her death.
Applies cry at apple cider festivals.
Dumb like a broken skunk.
Peacefully they agreed on stuff, like Hercules and Andromeda.
Never eat the red jellybeans shoved up hard in her no-no parts.
Do you ever want to watch your slow cat eat a dead body?
Rats like to bathe in sugar and blood.
I know how to fly a cat.
My stomach is in your abdomen.
Very very good pie is good three years old.
My knee has a baby.
Dude, Imma take advantage of having a knife.
The sun is big and round with plum sides.
Junior is your year of solace and solstice.
Fleek is my eyebrows’ jelly time.
Blue donut powder is like Heroine.
She loves to go to be or not.
Night is jealous of her best friends.
Baby aliens are insanely great to take pills with.
Baby aliens are insanely great to take pills with the bottles of the time we went to the store to the end of time.
No patatoes [sic] taste god.
You are a wonderful person that is sitting.
Mayo goes on ham sandwiches made of mayo and then a cat got told I was adopted.
Dirt doesn’t love you.
Round table knights were delusional.
Delusionally, this mouse got stuck.
Bro, I love me some people.
The pleasure of the pig ran into the dog.
The dog ate the cheese cake and lots of the boot and two children playing alone.
Bees’ knees get ACL surgeries.