Here are this semester’s Creative Writing classes’ poems written in the Exquisite Corpse method. What I love about these lines is how they were created almost randomly but have a kinda of weird logic. I like how some of these seem almost brilliant, in an obtuse way. See here for previous semesters’ poems.
Badly rotten cheese is so good like a turtle with no man.
Window sills are very creaky shoes.
Some things just don’t change my desk.
Biscuits and gravy are nastier than a big pile of food on the dog.
The cow goes moo, moo, moo, and the chicken goes either way depending on top of the horse.
I hate the day because people are very good-looking and masculine.
Masculine squirrels are very intimidating.
I feel like I’m a sexy dude, but I stopped at Panera.
Bed time is the best of both worlds.
Mom is an adult with several responsibilities and just wants to have a little fun while a dead cat is a bit off and continued to eat more enchiladas and more frijoles.
When I fail something, it is so annoying but yet so amazing, and I went there today.
The big sky is blue like you never loved your mother.
Your mother is very loving, but I need some porridge.
This chair is loud and it has something to do with aliens.
Seven sandwiches are better with chips and corn bread.
The cow went over to the bull and grabbed its horns, then threw it across the big, bad wolf.
Have a piece of the food I ate.
I felt the cold wind on the old man’s belly.
Good time[s] with my friends come and go like a cat with two frogs.
Two frogs jumped away since I started to swim in the lake everyday.
Dirty people are my fave people to make out under the stairs of the creepy house.
A ghost jumped out at the old cemetery, but I continued to eat bleached sneakers on Monday mornings.
My dad is not nice like an animal.
Sons are everywhere compared to daughters who don’t know what the heck is.
His house smelt like pumpkin patches.
People are my fave corn on the cob.
Water is good to drink all night and party.
Table tops are useful tonight.
I lost my socks. I use[d] them tonight to clean up a large, brown, sticky thing in my head.
People are very interesting creatures in the famous mud swamp.
Like cake is to frosting is just like icing on the chocolate cake.
Boy ran away like a scared little boy.
Weirdo people scare me yet we are still doing a song.
Teens are funny as bunnies.
In the school she hates to eat pizza like Kim Kardashian.
Parties are so lit when the sun comes up and out.
Bananas are what Donkey Kong did not see.
I’ve never tried those, but the cat napped because I loved that lonely dogs love to cry during class while everybody had a great day — except for the crazy lady.
Buy a kangaroo smoothie.
Do you even lift up the back of the eyes from inside?
The frickin’ sun is out and about with my mom.
The mouse hid under the very blue sky.
In my nightmares, I went to the store.
Bump back and forth between the moments.
I dislike many things including my dead wife’s cousin that has three eyes on the prize.
During the big storm, you should have a hand in a large stack of waffles up high in the mountains.
We sit on a chair and are.
I ate a lot of cheese curds because she forgot a camera.
Photograph is the best memory.
You eat donuts at my cat.
Dad left me at the sound of rain.
My pet gold fish ate the dancing lobster; after crying, I ate a new item.
As I sleep, you like to eat my arm.
Dogs only wag for the love of God.
I love making money because I have to go to hell, bro.
Me, myself, and I take the trip and go eat a skunk.
Time is a valuable thing that is only readable handwriting.
My mom said no one likes you. Everyone is so funny nowadays.
I live in the moment for my only begotten son; listen, I am adopted.
Work hard, play hard. Work sucks so I skipped school.
Sadness fills my heart but my stomach growls hourly.
Is everything a pig of the nacho variety?
Cars speed to get to be.
A very loud truck sounds like an old man who looks at the doctor’s office.
Of course you would say mean word to the large man.
We fight me with your fists.
Superheroes wear capes when they all wished unicorns existed.
Hurricane Harvey left a destructive green monster who screams loudly at the TV.
With my sexy self, I look like a bear climbed the trees.
With his hand, he drew — we had to draw something, please — my dog is cute.
Sometimes I see dead people need more tortilla chips.
The mine worker sang about all the fish in the world.
My mom hates school and she hates her stupid loud rabbit.
The ocean is peaceful bananas.
I love seeing my dogs eat a lot of the game of basketball.
New cats have fat toes.
Cake is really good, so he ran her over the hill.
Tall women never use those lemons.
Those lemons make good milk.
We only had one time I fell in a house together.
He laughed while she left her brother at 10 p.m.
Things are not always what you do.
Sadness causes people to be scared of pencils.
Did the alligator bark?
The wind moved softly; the cat purred, for he did not want a chocolate chip cookie for breakfast.
The lonely cat meows for me to be fun.
Best friends don’t lie to no one ever.
A bunny went for a good strong gorilla.
Drake is the best rapper who never uses a rabbit.
Creston sucks at making more than one person.
Will I make chicken, or we die as hero?
Here is a place you are.
When I was little, I took fish from Petco and killed people.
A big fat cat ran before I could crawl in the depths of my story in the river by the cat.
His sword is sharp as the sands of time.
The sidewalk is the beaten path.
Toes, we have ten, and I want cheese curds from Culver’s in Rochelle.
To eat a good meal with her family was the only option, for once I fell in Neverland far away in the manger.
Today I woke up and she did not want a pile of beans.
Very loudly, the man sang a sweet tune that squid is about to make me lose my life.
Stupid police protect our bread.
Butter is so good but I can’t tell you.
I will not go to the store with the town falling asleep.
The stupid bear fell off the cliff (Clif) bars.
Good dogs are better when they only had one bullet.
Free coffee, and since the crazy aliens are real, no one can even deny.
Karly is not how you see an ostrich run.
Wear dogs as hats because they knew that.
Today we have to go into the meadow crying.
Smart is the man who wants lasagna, said mom.
Mom gave birth to 173 Skittles.
I knew I messed up when she is really pretty.
Stupid dog barked at nothing else even matters anymore.
A fat ol’ chicken sat with you on a dinosaur.
Snakes are not real, but what if we were?
The good days were limited to a small cat.
Cats have a nice-enough way of saying, “I’m so pretty,” and he makes me want to ask for her eyes.
Caramel and pistachio deodorant is good for the end of her time.
The inevitable will eventually catch me outside.
The truth can sometimes be lies.
Fun is not something everyone has a secret about.
Shape-shifting is fun when you wish upon a rat.
My life is boring me to death today.
A fish was ugly and looked up at the skylights.
Does anyone make you smile for your health?
I wish I was a lot of mayonaise.
Control your child; he is the biggest I[‘ve] seen.
You a thousand times are very strange to think.
Very strange to think you are not the person I can’t remember.
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