“It’s six-fifty-0ne for the kitty cat;
it’s 6:51 for the puppy dog;
it’s 6:51 for everyone in the Central Time zone.”
(The above lyrics have a tune. I’m not sure how to quickly convey it here, but basically, imagine the tune of a jingle in a commercial for a heating-cooling contractor produced for local TV in the 180th-largest local TV market. Not quite this, but close.)